I don't have much of a love life, the girls all think I'm a geek
But they don't know the alter ego of my thirteenth level thief
Not much of a sports guy, I'm a loser out on the field
But when I'm playing in Garweeze-Wurld , you should see the power I wield.
I waste 'em with my crossbow, I shake and roll the dice
Then I loot the body, and kick it once or twice
I waste 'em with my crossbow, I nail 'em to the wall
I'm rackin' up those EPs, I'm gonna take 'em all!
I may work delivering pizzas, I may drive a car that's too old
But when I'm back in Garweeze Wurld my PC's rollin' in gold
I may not live in a mansion, I spend too much money on games
But when I'm playin' Hackmaster® ™, I'm the king of fortune and fame
I waste 'em with my crossbow, I shake and roll the dice
Then I loot the body, and kick it once or twice
I waste 'em with my crossbow, then chuck 'em in a pit
And when these dice are rollin' hot, every hit's a crit!
I waste 'em with my crossbow, don't need no flavor text
Just target me an NPC, the dice will do the rest
I waste 'em with my crossbow, I don't mess around
It's good sense in a dungeon, and works as well in town
I waste 'em with my crossbow, before he says his name
Shoot first then ask questions, that's how I play the game.
HOODY-HOO!
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